If you have ever wanted to introduce your family to the mysterious and hotly debated world of Great Lakes sharks, consider this your definitive holiday guide. Whether you want to educate, entertain, or simply distract from Aunt Linda’s annual casserole critique, here is exactly how to navigate these shark infested waters.

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GULF OF MEXICO — In a development that’s raising eyebrows among marine biologists and environmental agencies alike, entrepreneur Elon Musk has proposed relocating bull sharks from the Gulf of Mexico to the Great Lakes, citing ongoing complications with SpaceX recovery operations.